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March 1st, 2005
10:56 am
Party at Jason's Saturday Night! Seriously! I'm going to be in mass this weekend! Thats chill. I just got a DVD of Queen live at Wembleton in '86. IT ROCKS! And I've gained like 10 pounds in the past week. Life... is soooo good!
Read the Book of Mormon if you want to become happier than you currently are.
If you don't want to be happier...read the Book of Mormon to become smarter than you currently are.
If you're already smarter than Einstein: read the Book of Mormon to understand more about Jesus the Christ.
If you're not interested in him you must think you're really somethin' so you should read the Book of Mormon to learn about what happens to societies that are too prideful...
If you're not worried about that read the Book of Mormon to learn about ancient american history.
Still not interested? then read the Book of Mormon to improve your relationships with friends and family.
If those are fine, read the Book of Mormon to just to say you have.
If you don't want to just be able to say that read the Book of Mormon to understand more about eternal spiritual truth!
If you already know such truth... you should read the Book of Mormon again!
-Scott out.
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February 26th, 2005
06:33 pm
I love to do these things becuase I love to be bitterly sarcastic... so thank you Clark for allowing me to do another:
FIRSTS
First job: PaperBOY!
First screen name: Rogue245
First self purchased tape: Weird Al Yankovich, Eat it
First funeral: My friends dad... and they make that like the 4th thing! What the heck... who thinks this sick crap up?
First credit card: Only use debit you fools!
First true love: I could say something sappy... or simply that I have not found truth in pure loving form for a long enough time to call it my first...
First enemy: the toilet, and being made to use it!
First big trip: never done acid
First concert: first rock concert was like Dave Matthews... if thats what you mean by concert
First musician you remember hearing in your house: The beach boys... I donno...
LASTS
Last big car ride: Driving from mass to virginia
Last kiss: got me sick with a three week cough/cold... unforgetable... wait I mean... unforgivable...
Last library book checked out: somthing about the venetian court system in the 17th century... thats interesting huh...
Last beverage drank: Diet caffine free Pepsi
Last food consumed: Hamburger... just the meat.
Last phone call: From my manager... I skipped a district meeting... family reasons. (cough)
Last CD played: CD haha... get with the times man MP3... can you believe this guy... The last song on the Ipod I listened to was something by Radiohead.
Last annoyance: trying to build this steel shed in the backyard... just leave it at that.
Last soda drank: Just answered that question... this questionare sucks...
Last ice cream eaten: I made a shake with vanilla in it... but I hate Icecream in general... WHATS THE BIG DEAL! ITS COLD FREAKING SUGAR AND MILK STUFF... ITS LIKE EATING MUNG! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MUNG IS! BUT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS AN ICECREAM QUESTION!!! I HATE ICECREAM! there I said it... I hope you're all happy...
Last time scolded: I was scalded...like an hour ago by some steam from a boiling pot of water.
Last shirt worn: A black one. wearing it now. exciting. its adidas. and its for women. Yes... thats right... a womens t-shirt. This shirt was given by the t-shirt fairy a femanine gender assignment. Yet I AM WEARING IT! go ahead judge me....
Last website visited: livejournal.com before that weather.com
I AM: a rockstar before my glory days.
I WANT: to rock the world.
I HAVE: a new suit I got for my birthday... not to beconfused with my birthday suit... but I have that too.
I WISH: this questionare was shorter...
I HATE: icecream... not to meantion this questionare... I hate the word questionare too...
I FEAR: having to type questionare again... AHHH I just did it.
I HEAR: my dad talking with my mom...
I SEARCH: for greater than what I've found... thats chill... yeah... I like that. It's true but sound way deeper than I generally am.
I WONDER: as I wander...
I REGRET: being driven by anger and killing her. (Just kidding... I wasn't driven by anger when I did it... the judge ruled self deffence... again I'm kidding... the judge sent me to prison without parole... again that was a joke... I killed the judge... ok... this is getting old)
I LOVE: fire.
I ACHE: from boarding.
I ALWAYS: sleep.
I AM NOT: dead.
I DANCE: period.
I SING: like robert plant. (not really)
I CRY: at the top of my lungs... GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!... not really but do you know who did?
I AM NOT ALWAYS: tired.
I WRITE: on paper, and sometimes other things... but mostly paper.
I WIN: ... no..
I LOSE: thanks I can't think of anytime I won at something.
I CONFUSE: deliberately.
I NEED: to finish this thing.
I SHOULD: stop.
THERE WAS A TON MORE... BUT I WILL NOT BE ANSWERING IT.
I'm going to Boston for a few days to have a missionary farewell... Blah blah blah... I don't like writing about my expiriences. I'd rather just say them to people who ask about them. But I'll keep doing this livejournal thing anyways... goodbye.
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Current Music: The London P.O. & Peter Scholes, Symphonic Led Zeppelin
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February 13th, 2005
02:49 pm
Today was stake conference... I shook hands with Elder Uchtdorf... the count is now 2 down, 10 more to go, then the Prophet... but we got a new stake President. I will be one of the first missionaries he will set apart. That's cool.
Life is good. I had a funny expirience yesterday. I will now tell that tale:
Friday night I sheduled to meet with Mrs. Livingston early 9:00 Saterday morning. So I get up and drive to her house to do one of them Cutco demonstrations. I've never met this lady before mind you... well, her husband just happens to be in the driveway, in pajamas as I pull up. Hey, Mr. Livingston I presume... I thought. Well... long story made shortened into a shorter story that isn't so long as the story that is privous to the second story intended on being shorter and atttempting to avoid redundancy... Mrs. Livingston was still asleep and Mr. Livingston had no idea I was coming. I get home and call her an 1 1/2 later and tell ask whats up? As it turns out... I had an appointment with a certain Mrs. Faulkner. Mrs. Livingston got written down twice by mistake. I was supposed to meet with her next wednsday...
Then... my 11 o-clock appiontmetn couldn't meet until 11:45 and I had a 1 o-clock right after that. I forgot my cell phone. So I finished the 11:45 appointment at 1 o-clock got home and at 1:38 managed to dig out of the trash...the paper I threw away with the 1 o-clock ladies phone number on it. And she was peaved to say the least. I apologized and apologized... but whatever. So all in all from two mistakes I got 3 housewives angry with me.
After that I had nothing left to do but go to the zoo... and I saw the baby cheetahs and the lions and the seals and the wolves and the double wattled casawaries and THOSE FREAK'N ANNOYING FLAMINGOS! and I watched a panda eat shoots and leaves, saw the giraffes, and the zebras and a camel and some ducks... like a million of um.... and my friend Becca Corwin, who I new from high school went with me. She is currently a student of the Marymount School in Bollston. (Thats on the edge of DC) She told me that one time a black squirrel attacted her friend. Like seriously the thing came out of a trash can and clawed the junk out of her friends legs. Thats why I always wear long pants. I would have liked to see it happen though.
But life is good.
Jason here is our memory: the sketchy hotel at Niagra falls with the torn up matresses and lawn supply/ murder equipment in the basement and the stairwell that turned into an alice in wonderland freak show when the 3rd floor ended. The door to the roof that came off its hinges and that out of tune piano. Oh and the ball room with all the ghostly furnature covered in canvas. And those people who were smoking pot in the apartment we thought was your parents. Good times...
Clark: I remember you catching up to me on the alpine slide, because I derailed getting air of a sudden drop. Ward campout... thats what I'm talking about!
Katie: I first realized you were interested in clark when he was chilling with (whatever his girlfriends name was) in her room... and you wanted to wrestle with him...? Hmmm... and you said he always wins...
If you read this,
even if I don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
it can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you....
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February 11th, 2005
10:03 pm - Rock and Roll aint noise pollution!
I am still here... raising mercury... I went to the Washington D.C. Temple today. (Latter-Day Saint for those of you who may read this and are not) It rocked! My mom was telling me about this lady who jus published a book called "Leaving Mormons and Finding Faith" Anti-mormon literature. It's so funny. The mormon church is undoubtably a huge positive organization in the world led by incredably wonderful leaders, not to mention the direct love and purposes of Jesus the Christ. You wonder if this lady opposes it, what and whom she stands for. She describes in her book cerimonies... sacred beautiful cerimonies with negative spin... but then... the cerimonies aren't actiually conducted the way she describes them.... She was on Ophra... and Ophra thought she was great I'm sure... I wonder if Jesus Christ was a talk show host what she'd say on his show...
Anti-mormon lit... just ignore it- end of story. If it makes you upset... the only way to combat it is to tell the truth. Because all anti- thats out there is plain and simply... misunderstood truth. Some people would call that lies, some people would call that false, but to me anti stuff is just the philosophies of men confusing the eternal principles and truths that you can find in the scriptures.
Elder Uchtdorf is coming to our stake conference! Radical!
Well- other than that I've been selling the Cutco- soon enough I'll be able to pay for half my mission... this is going to rock! I'm so ready to just get the word out! Be true to you!
-Scott (the boston bandit) McConnaughey "Peace out-"
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February 5th, 2005
01:07 pm
I got this from Kaitlin Dunn on the facebook...
This is what you're supposed to do... try not to be LAME and spoil the fun! Just give in. Copy this entire message and paste it into another message. Then change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy
1. First Name? Scott
2. Were you named after anyone? One of my Dads friends growing up
3. Do you wish on stars? Only shooting ones... static stars suck... unless in large constalational groups.
4. When did you last cry? I'm not gay.
5. Do you like your handwriting? I said I wasn't GAY!
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Tuna, its the chicken of the sea after all...
7. What is your birth date? February 19, 1986 14 days!
8. What is/are your most embarrassing CD(s)? I like to tell people I have Enrique CD's... 2 of them... my sister has 1 more... that I bought her.
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? That's a paradox... if I was someone else could I then not be myself... removing myself from me would then be to change the person I was and therefore the question is flawed. and... Yes... only self haters say no.
10. Are you a daredevil? A daredevil yes.... The Daredevil no... the man you're looking for is Ben Afleck.
11. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Probably... but I was injected with truth serum... I couldn't help it... SERIOUSLY! Give me a BREAK! It's not easy... put yourself in my shoes!
12. Do looks matter? I always say: don't judge a book by its cover... no, actually that's a lie... I've said that a couple of times... maybe... but usually in reference to a situation not people... They totally do though... honestly if I am to get to know a girl, take her out, etc... I have to at least want to look at her.
13. How do you release anger? violence... illegal activity, arson...etc...
14. Where is your second home? I'm living in Virginia.
15. Do you trust others easily? others... what others... how did you know there WERE others?! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?! I don't believe that for a minute!
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? I had some sweet toy cars... micro machine/hotwheels... I had this one orange one.... it was sweet...
17. What class in high school do you think was totally stupid? Gym.... but only because of the papers... never wrote a single one!
18. Do you have a journal? yeah... don't write in it... I started a Livejounal.com blog... names "catlazarus"
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? ... how does one answer this question more wittingly than just using sarcasm... I think I did it...
22. What are your nicknames? Boston, Scotty... Scotty Scrodes...
21.Would you bungee jump? Um... thats just to broad... I would bungee jump... but not over say a 120 ft drop with a 150 ft bungee...
24. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Not a chance... and I only untie them if I can't slip them on...
25. Do you think that you are strong? compared to most migets...
26. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? I don't like icecream... never have... I'll eat it... but I don't realy care for it.
28. Shoe Size? 9.5
29. Red or pink? Red or pink what... are we talking about meat... becuase pink is probably safer with all that mad cow and other crap... If we're talking about just the colors than each has its place... I mean if the russian empire had a pink flag... they'd get no respect... but then if flamingos where red, no one would hate them so much.
30. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I can't fly... pisses me off...thanks for bringing it up...
31. Who do you miss most? ok now you're just trying to see if question 13 is true... well it aint gonna work... I'm on to you!
32. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? I don't care, thats their perogitive... I try not to force my opinions on others...
33. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue Pajama pants... and bare feet... HA! showed you... I'm not even wearing shoes... bet you didn't think of that did you MR. QUESTION ASKER FAGGIT THING!
34. What are you listening to right now? Queen's first album... Queen... Keep Yourself Alive...
35. Last thing you ate? a chiken sandwich
36. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black, like my soul. No! what kind of question is that? I'm not a crayon... I could say comething gay like... saphire so I can light up every sky... BUT THATS GAY! And stupid... I'd be the freaking CRAYON BOX! and hold together everything.... and have a little sharpened in my back so I could help make all the other little pion crayons better and more useful untill the point where they have nothing left, yet I can be recycled and reach re-encarnation and eventual enlightenment while they can only make a picture and shine for a short time! Ha!!! THE BOX LIVES FOREVER!
37. What is the weather like right now? Sunny skies and mid to high 40s...
38. Last person you talked to on the phone? My old nieghbor... Mrs. Hannigan.
39. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? They're personality... and by personality I mean... I'm an butt guy. It's just the way things go...
40. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Kaitlin DUNN! You rock, sista... and you forgot that one for the nickname thing!
42. Favorite Drink? I don''t tie myself down to anything specific...
43. Favorite Sport? Pool.
44. Hair Color? Blonde
45. Eye Color? Blue
46. Do you wear contacts? No. but if I did they'd be crazy... Like seriously, you'd wanted them commited to a mental institution thats how crazy they are...
47.What does your underwear drawer look like? It's made of solid oak... jointed together with a lighter finish...
48. Favorite Food? Sushi...
49. Last Movie You Watched? I started this John Wayne movie called "Hitari," but went to sleep... the last movie I finished was "LadyHawke"
50. Favorite Day Of The Year? February 29th... its not always there... its like the rebel day...
51. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Neither man... endings that work... and I don't like scary movies... thats not a very good dicodamy...
52. Summer Or Winter? Summer
53. Hugs OR Kisses? Varies... person to person... mouth to mouth... etc...
55. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Sorry... do poor college students have a separate set of questions....
56. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? I don't know...
57. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? If I didn't know the first one...
58. Living Arrangements? Living at home to save up for when I go to Japan...
59. What Books Are You Reading? The Book of Mormon... highly recomend it!
60. What's On Your Mouse Pad? its a Wacom tablet for drawing on the computer...
62. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? No cable... in general TV steals the hours out of your day... but I watched Monk on dvd... 1 1/2 hours...
63. Favorite Smells? stuff baking... and some erbal essences shampoos
64. Favorite Sounds? wheels skreaching with rock and roll in the background...
65. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles.
65.5. Led Zeppelin and Queen? Yes.
66. What's the furthest you've been from home? Soon to be Japan... before that the Pacific to the Atlantic was about a 3000 mile stretch...
67. Do you have a special talent? Yes.
68. What's your favorite feeling? Happiness... and rock and roll...
69. How much time did you spend on this questionnaire? More than I thought I'd have too...
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February 1st, 2005
09:38 pm
Well... today was freak'n awesome... I created a musical idea that shall remain forever in the history of music. Then I sojourned to my brother's wrestling meet. He won 1, lost 1, and took a default win on 1. I am beginning to grow weary of my lack of a band. But nonetheless, I shall remain a solo act for the time at hand. I wonder however if I am not meant at this time to create a symphony of my own before I travel to the land of the rising sun. I suppose I will do so. I am working to produce a concept album. Later it can be adapted to cinema... for as of current I will let it be. I will tell a story. The epologue to which is thus:
Before the story's end and the curtain falls,
They take their curtain calls and retire-
The story must be told of the way it went,
and one mans relentless desire.
This is an epologue to a simple story,
of love and dreams and infanite glory.
One child who's born with rock stars in his eyes,
Waiting for his day, his sunrise.
He found a girl in a different place,
but yet she stopped time and space, and was taken-
The thing about true love is that...
She was a believer
and her man was a deciever,
he'd take her and he'd leave her...
But the story of the boy who soon would be a man,
who'd come to understand his course.
So here it is the epologue to the story to be told,
and we together bold
will try to break the mold
in the end do we fold?
of the promises fortold?
are they promises of gold?
Love, Life and death and with everybreath we exhort,
for you can run you can hide, or you can turn and you can ride,
in motorcycle bloodsport...
So yeah... Rock and roll...
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January 28th, 2005
10:22 pm
I have officially nothing to do. I live in a land where I walk alone. Yes, my friends are gone. But whatever, it's not like I miss high school, or duxbury... nay I say. That life sucked! BYU rocked like a cradle... but all those who surround me are my family and kids going to school here. No one seems to be in my situation. Which is cool for all the "blah blah blah" I'm going to be a missionary stuff.
I mean not to blaspheme, but I mean to say... I want to get out there! Now I idle by. I need to work, but stuggle to find it. Although, thats a lie, I have pride in my earnings this week, but seriously. There is more. I did this today:
1) I ate so freak'n much
2) No... you don't understand I ate a freak'n ton
3) Still not hear'n it! I ate a boatload
4) Seriously a boat parked in my driveway and unloaded it exported cargo into my snout
5) I played guitar
6) I ate
7) My bro and dad worked on building a shed in the backyard.
8) I watched Napolean Dynomite
I don't care what you people say... the movie is not that good! I saw it and it's cool when he dances, I like the sond at the end, and when he rides the horse its freak'n funny, but the movie does not blow my mind! It never will... people "GET OVER IT!"
9) I played guitar
10) I wrote this
wait - I ammend this list
9.3) I went next door. The girl next door- IS HOT. (ok hot is no good) OTHER OPTIONS: cute, pretty, beautiful. Yes, she may be 16, but then again she may be seventeen. I am 18. this is ok. I will play this game. I have never lived next to a cute or pretty or beautiful girl before. P.S. Her name is Trisha. That says it all. Hot name.
Well that's my epic.
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03:45 pm
Well, I'm still here in Virginia... I either play guitar, go out on exchanges with the missionaries, or sell knives. Although I had some trouble selling the past two days... anyways I have a question... can anyone read this?
Respond if you can...
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January 25th, 2005
03:02 pm
This is Scott (the Boston Bandit) McConnaughey. I am currently working for vector Marketing and selling them cutco knives. So far I have sold over $3,000 worth of cutco and have been selling for 3 days. That's pretty rad. So I make comission on that. If I sell 10,000 dollars in my first few days of working I get a freaking boat load of merchandiché and a dinner on the night for two in a stretch H2 limo! Well I'm still rockin' hope you all are too...
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